Friday, January 7, 2011

Help us track down this Dexter-worthy candidate

The bastard that did this definitely deserves the Dexter treatment:

Police in a rural part of southwestern Quebec are investigating a horrible case of animal cruelty after a black Labrador retriever and her puppies were abandoned on the side of a quiet road -- three of whom had been shot in the head with a nail gun.


The mother and her eight pups had been left for dead when Ken France and Genevieve Sabourin rescued them, after they got a call from a friend who discovered the dogs next to an isolated road in Monteregie.
France and Sabourin said it was a miracle that only two of the puppies died.
"My reaction at that time was of horror," Sabourin recalled. "I was just horrified."
Rescuers came across the mother first. She led them to a ditch 20 feet away where one of her puppies was shivering in the snow.
"Obviously to me she was not going to make it. She was dying," Sabourin said.
She began petting the dog and felt something strange on its head.
"Then I looked and I saw that it was metal, like two pieces of metal that had been punctured in the brain," she recalled.
"This is when I said: ‘something's really, really wrong here.'"
Another puppy lay dead in a garbage bag nearby. It had also been shot by a nail gun.
Animal protection services took all the dogs to the vet. The mother, who also had a long nail lodged in her brain, was treated there and is recovering.
The six surviving puppies have been adopted. But police are investigating who abused the dogs.
Meanwhile, both France and Sabourin say they're struggling to understand a crime, which they say still haunts them.
With a report from CTV Montreal's Aphrodite Salas


I hope the word gets out and someone tracks this @$$#()!{ down.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Police Chief - Patrick Lynch

Patrick Lynch
This sweaty, pig nosed son of bitch is one of the most "Dexter-deserving" d-bags to come across my desk.
“Lynch is accused of sexually abusing the 7-year old daughter of a friend in her family bathroom while wearing his uniform.”  
To rub salt in the irreparable wounds he created  “He could often be seen sitting in the parking lot of the grocery store where she worked as a teen, and he would repeatedly appear …  standing at the woman's window staring at her.”
This bag of sick continued in his career to become the police chief where he went on to stalk yet another woman, a former co-worker.  She said “it wasn't uncommon for Lynch to show up at her home at least 10 times a day or drop in at her place of employment or follow her home from work in his car.”

He was then suspended for assaulting his ex-wife’s boyfriend, who he also stalked repeatedly, even doing the “Meet the Fockers” DeNiro two-finger “I’ve got my eyes on you” move on him.
As disturbing as it is that this man was given authority and a gun, and later a whole department to use to abuse, what disturbs me most about this glob of rancid schmegma is the fact that he was allowed to ooze around for nearly 20 years during it all.  Who knows what other disgusting and atrocious things he did during his reign of terror?  I think anyone convicted of a crime during his tenure should have their cases re-opened.  If this bastard doesn’t deserve to be Dexter-ized, nobody does.


Original News Story

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Jennifer Petkov


Jennifer Petkov
 Jennifer “Crazy Ivana” Petkov is one of two things; a completely degenerate evil bitch, or a psychopathically deranged nutjob.  She was in the news recently for taunting Kathleen Edward, a terminally ill 7 year old girl and her family, and now is back in the news for attempting to run down her neighbor with her car.  

 
“Kathleen Edward is in the final stages of a degenerative brain disorder diagnosed as  Huntington's Disease  - the same disease which killed her mother, Laura Edward, when she was only 24.”

Daaaaaaamn, that is rough.  Then throw a psycho neighbor on top of it all and it’s horrific. 
Jenifer and her piece of sh!t husband copped to posting photoshopped images of Kathleen and her dead mother on Facebook:

“ One photo depicts Laura in the arms of the grim reaper, while the other features Kathleen's face as part of  a "skull and crossbone." The couple [also] hitched a coffin to a pick-up truck in front of the house…”

Why would she do this?  

"Personal satisfaction," she said at the time.  "Because it rubs their asses raw.”

I will acknowledge that some little kids can be annoying little punks, but this sort of behavior from adults is inexcusable .  Now to top it off Jennifer’s keeping it a whole lot “realer” by attempting to automotively put another neighbor in a coffin prematurely.  

She’s out of jail on $75,000 bond, but how long until she actually succeeds?   

How would Dexter handle this?


Monday, October 4, 2010

Matt Mitchell

 
Fatt Mitchell [sic]

In 2007 two teenage sisters, Jessica and Kelli Uhl Jessica and Kelli Uhl were traveling home from visiting with family. While traveling in heavy traffic the girls were struck by an oncoming Illinois State Highway Patrol vehicle that was traveling at 126 miles per hour.  

The sack of crap otherwise known as trooper Matt Mitchell was using both his onboard computer and cell phone while driving at this high rate of speed when he crossed the median, caught air, and struck the girls' car. Both Jessica and Kelli were killed in the crash.   
Matt Murderer... er I mean Mitchell plead guilty to reckless homicide and lost his job and license but served no time in jail, now he’s filing a workers comp claim to try to get more money from the taxpayers for his injuries from the crash he caused.  He later recanted his story and is not taking responsibility for murdering these two young ladies. 

Disgusting.  Do you think it’d be “Dexter-worthy”?


Rest in peace girls:
Kelli Uhl
Jessica Uhl



Tribute to the Uhl sisters:  http://www.jessicaandkelliuhl.com 

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Reader contribution: Joran Van Der Sloot


Joran Van Der Sloot was arrested on several different occasions for "suspicion of involvement in voluntary manslaughter and causing serious bodily harm that resulted in the death of Natalee Holloway", but was never convicted. He first said that he sold her into prostitution, but retracted that comment later. He also claimed that he "knew what happened to that girl" and that her "body would never be found". Once released he attempted to open a restaurant...fail. He tried to gamble his money back....fail. He then got a hold of authorities and said he would give them the location of Halloway's body in exchange for $250,000. He lied, of course, and made off to Lima, Peru with the money before his mother could commit him for being freaking psycho.  In Lima, exactly 5 years after the disappearance of Halloway, Tatiana Flores Ramirez was brutally murdered by Van Der Sloot. He admitted to beating her and then snacking on espresso and a sponge cake while sitting on his bed admiring his work.
This prick is extremely Dexter worthy.


Contributed by PLM

Ted Kennedy

Divers recovering Kennedy's car and Mary Jo Kopechne.
Ted Kennedy is dead, but his legacy as a spoiled, fat, drunken, murderer will live on in the minds of those who are familiar with the story of how Ted essentially killed Mary Jo Kopechne.  Kennedy was considered pseudo American royalty and he used his influence not to make the world a better place, but to score with the ladies, which I’ll admit is pretty normal. 
After a party Ted was engaging in his daily routine of drunk driving and drove his car into the water on Chappaquiddick island.  Kennedy was able to get out of the car to summon help for Mary Jo, who remained in the submerged car.  Instead of getting help Kennedy decided that the more pressing matter was getting a good night’s rest.  Ten hours later he notified the authorities who later discovered that Mary Jo had been alive in the car, breathing from an air pocket for as long as 4 hours after Kennedy left. 
Kennedy basically got off Scott-free, the only major consequence was it prevented him from running for President.  He later went on to one of the longest most privileged political lives in American history, while Kopechne became worm food.  I guess for his sake it’s a good thing Dexter wasn’t around to take care of him in 1969.   

For more go here:


http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/incident-on-chappaquiddick-island

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

OJ Simpson


Once considered awesome for his work in the Naked Gun films, while dabbling in football, “OJ” soon became a synonym for getting away with murder after the not-guilty verdict in the slaying of his ex-wife and her date. We all got over it and moved on with the 90’s. At the time, any red-blooded guy could understand why he had a hard time with another man being with his wife, so he was given a little consideration for a crime of passion.
What elevated him to super-scum status is a series of events that began when he tried to cash in on it all with his “fictional” book “If I Did It – Confessions of the Killer”. What a steaming pile of feces this man is. Would you agree he is a worthy Dexter candidate?