Reader contribution: Joran Van Der Sloot

Joran Van Der Sloot was arrested on several different occasions for "suspicion of involvement in voluntary manslaughter and causing serious bodily harm that resulted in the death of Natalee Holloway", but was never convicted. He first said that he sold her into prostitution, but retracted that comment later. He also claimed that he "knew what happened to that girl" and that her "body would never be found". Once released he attempted to open a restaurant...fail. He tried to gamble his money back....fail. He then got a hold of authorities and said he would give them the location of Halloway's body in exchange for $250,000. He lied, of course, and made off to Lima, Peru with the money before his mother could commit him for being freaking psycho.  In Lima, exactly 5 years after the disappearance of Halloway, Tatiana Flores Ramirez was brutally murdered by Van Der Sloot. He admitted to beating her and then snacking on espresso and a sponge cake while sitting on his bed admiring his work.
This prick is extremely Dexter worthy.

Contributed by PLM

Ted Kennedy

Divers recovering Kennedy's car and Mary Jo Kopechne.

Ted Kennedy is dead, but his legacy as a spoiled, fat, drunken, murderer will live on in the minds of those who are familiar with the story of how Ted essentially killed Mary Jo Kopechne.  Kennedy was considered pseudo American royalty and he used his influence not to make the world a better place, but to score with the ladies, which I’ll admit is pretty normal. 

After a party Ted was engaging in his daily routine of drunk driving and drove his car into the water on Chappaquiddick island.  Kennedy was able to get out of the car to summon help for Mary Jo, who remained in the submerged car.  Instead of getting help Kennedy decided that the more pressing matter was getting a good night’s rest.  Ten hours later he notified the authorities who later discovered that Mary Jo had been alive in the car, breathing from an air pocket for as long as 4 hours after Kennedy left. 

Kennedy basically got off Scott-free, the only major consequence was it prevented him from running for President.  He later went on to one of the longest most privileged political lives in American history, while Kopechne became worm food.  I guess for his sake it’s a good thing Dexter wasn’t around to take care of him in 1969.   

For more go here:

http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/incident-on-chappaquiddick-island

OJ Simpson

Once considered awesome for his work in the Naked Gun films, while dabbling in football, “OJ” soon became a synonym for getting away with murder after the not-guilty verdict in the slaying of his ex-wife and her date. We all got over it and moved on with the 90’s. At the time, any red-blooded guy could understand why he had a hard time with another man being with his wife, so he was given a little consideration for a crime of passion.

What elevated him to super-scum status is a series of events that began when he tried to cash in on it all with his “fictional” book “If I Did It – Confessions of the Killer”. What a steaming pile of feces this man is. Would you agree he is a worthy Dexter candidate?

Roman Polanski

Roman Polanski is a scumbag weasel bastard who, though he probably had his choice of women and was 43 at the time, raped an innocent 13 year old Samantha Geimer in ways I won’t describe at Jack Nicholson’s after plying her with champagne and Quaaludes.  Then the unremorseful-reprobate douchbag proceeded to plead not-guilty to each and every charge against him.  He eventually changed his tune and copped a plea to statutory rape.   He then skipped the country and hid in France (which doesn’t have an extradition policy with the U.S.A.) for over 30 years. He’s still wanted by the DOJ and is living in France today.  
No remorse, no excuse, and the dirty, evil, bastard has been living the red-carpet high-life for 33 years since.  I wonder if Dexter would be willing to take a trip back to France…